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Friday, December 29, 2006

Look up to Michelin!!!


http://www.allbabypics.com/baby-picture-207.html

Riddle of the day:
Who becomes more beautiful and loveable the fatter they become?

The answer: BABIES!!!

Babies are so loveable even when they are fat, flabby, soft, and mushy!

Maybe because they were born fat!
Maybe because they look so soft and vulnerable we want to protect them
Maybe because they don't give a care in the world about their fats and they are so happy being fat
Maybe because they just love rolling and lolling about on their round tubbies
Maybe because they had the confidence that even being fat, they would be loved

Maybe we girls should start thinking like babies sometimes

We can be fat and beautiful too!

Who cares about a flat stomach when you sit down, if you end up getting stitch at the end of the day from sucking in your tummy and holding your breath for too long?

If you have to starve for a guy, maybe its time to ditch that guy before that he ditches you when someone younger and skinnier struts by.

Stand up girls, let's not add on to the inhumane tales of bound foot, corsetted waists and all sorts of ridiculous tortures we put ourselves through just to please some Shallow Hal.

Any form of exercises or reduction of meal sizes should only be done for OUR health benefits.

And if anyone tells you that sheding those weight will boost your "confidence", I'm telling you that's total rubbish.

That "confidence" is just a measure of how comfortable we are with our image in front of the other gender. It fluctuates with our "beauty", as judged by their eyes, not their hearts.

True confidence is exuded whether we having bad hair days, 100kg overweight or wizened with wrinkles in our 80s.

Note: If this is some Shallow Hal reading this entry, please go to the nearest wall, knock your head against the wall HARD 3 times. Should you find that you still are not thinking straight, go put on a corset, drink water when you are hungry and abstain from any carbohydrates(no sweets, grains, fruits, meat...no nothing).Before you sleep, first cleanse, then exfoliate, tone and moisturise your face. Then brush your teeth with whitening toothpaste, floss ,rinse with Listerine, take some breathmints. Proceed to the dressing table, comb your hair 100 times( no cheating or the Hair Fairy will take care of you), lay your hair nicely and perfectly on your bed before you sleep. Make use of your sleeping time with a face mask or some cucumbers and tomatoes if you are out of supplies.
Last step, rest your hands elegantly across your chest like Sleeping Beauty. And go ahead and fall in love with yourself.
( I skipped the cuticle care and makeup removal and...the list never seems to end)

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